My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

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why did egyptians shave their heads regularly

to be more pharohdynamic



actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs

no it was to be more pharohdynamic 

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I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"

Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.

"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."

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buckyisnotokandneitherami asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly then send it to ten of your favourite followers (or not, whatever works). Not back to me. (also i'm sorry i've been such a cruddy friend lately I really have no excuse but I'm sorry nonetheless)

Oh geez. um, okay. (you’re not a bad friend don’t worry i get it)

1) My room is always relatively clean

2) i have good grades

3) If someone says sexist or homophobic shit, you can bet your ass i’m gonna call them out

4) i can draw sometimes. Maybe. I’m working on it

5) I like to think i’m okay at cheering people up? 



“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

last time i checked depression can affect everyone and you’re fucking trash for invalidating the struggles depressed people go through

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sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

SSRIs can also be used to help anxiety disorders! the medication does nothing more than stabilize arts of the brain’s neurochemistry to the point where it can be handled. With anxiety (which is my experience), SSRIs are often used to stop erratic behaviour in the amygdala, the center of the brain responsible for the flight/fight/freeze response. They help settle things enough that people can begin to work through these issues and learn coping strategies, so eventually they can begin to wean off the meds and become self-sufficient. :)

Remember, if you believe that you have some form of anxiety.depression/mental health disorder, always check with a licensed physician and see if you need meds, and which type will work for you. Always follow the recommended dosages and report all effects to your doctor.

Yes good commentary, I AM NOT A MENTAL HEALTH PROFESSIONAL, this post is not meant to be medical advice, definitely go see a doctor if you think you have a problem! Thank you for the extra information, tumblr user lettersinaword!




a dystopian novel about some guy who works in the government and is just trying to get by while some shitty kids try and overthrow society


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"She gets sexed up"

"It’s inappropriate."

"A terrible example for young girls."

"Does being yourself mean wear swanky clothing and wear a lot of makeup?"

Yes, actually it can.

I hate when people say this about Elsa. I HATE IT.

First I would like to mention that when people say “be yourself” some people don’t really mean. What they mean is don’t try to hard, don’t put too much makeup, don’t wear clothes that are too tight or comfy, stay comfortable. And for some people, that is not themselves.

Some people like to put on a lot of makeup.

Some people like wearing revealing clothing.

Some people like to look rebellious.

You can’t hold that against them.


All her life, she was told to be this quiet, poised, conservative girl. A girl who wears long dresses, capes. A girl who doesn’t talk back, doesn’t act up. She was trapped. She was trapped in a little box full of responsibilities.

And now she’s LETTING GO.

Did you even listen to the freaking song?

She’s becoming what she wants to be. She’s letting go of the past and heading straight into the future. And no one affects what she looks like. There is no boy she wants to impress. No townspeople. No parents. 

She’s doing all of this for herself.

And I don’t know about you, but I think that this is a great example to set for little girls, afraid to be themselves.


Christina Aguilera: Preach GIF

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